How to write a Resume... or a Haiku

I just read a resume from a 23 year old guy, who listed awards he got at school when he was 15. I thought it was interesting.
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I recently bought a new camera and I love it. But it not everything about the purchase is peachy. It's like buying a wallet. Why buy a wallet when the actual purchase involves using the money that would go in it? I really had a problem with this when I was young and only paid with cash, and I guess I still have issues doing it eventhough I'm using my debit card. I know that's weird, but there is someting in my genetic make-up that won't let me do it. I guess it's similar with my camera. I buy it to use it, but it cost me so much that I stress using it in fears that I'll break it. Do you see the problem with that?
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My mom isn't impressed with the camera purchase. When she asked me what the difference was between it and my old one, the first thing I mistakenly said was, "it has a clock". Well, it does much more than that, but that's all she remembers.
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I just read a little more of that resume. He also says that on his LDS mission he was a "System administrator for computer, communication, and audio/visual equipment". I think that means that he was in charge of setting up the projector at the Christmas Zone Conference.
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The other night I attended a Poetry/Journal Reading. It was hilarious, my only regret was forgetting some of my favorite stories. Now I'm determined to write up the stories into a Haiku format for the next reading. I'll be the star of the show. Now I just need to know what a Haiku is.